Victory for Goldsworthy? I think so.
Careful Goldsworthy, or I’ll tell everyone about what really goes on after drama class.

Shockingly enough, I don’t have any funny answers to this question.
The egg, obviously. The eggplant grew an egg which hatched a chicken.
WHAT THAT’S NOT FAIR.
What about chicken dressed in plaid?
Jake watched her as she entered the truck, and then began to speak. She seemed nervous, and oddly enough it calmed him down. Perhaps it was Alli’s confidence that intimated him…that could be an explanation for these feelings, right? But as she continued talking his…
Jake was still attempting, though struggling, to deny any feelings of jealousy toward the entire situation to himself. He refused to let that part of his brain, the part that was asking ‘what’s the point, if she’s already got her future planned?’ take control. After all, Alli didn’t exactly seem thrilled about the idea. In fact, maybe she was just as unhappy about it as he was. Jake took a quick left turn and then slowly pulled up to a stoplight before replying.
He shook his head and then looked her straight in the eyes, “Alli. I like you, and I like hanging out with you. As long as you like being with me too, your parents won’t stop us,” He ran a hand through his hair. Jake felt uncomfortable discussing his feelings with anyone, especially Alli, for whatever reason, but he wanted to make sure that she knew that he was willing to deal with this. He wasn’t the type to just give up on something he wanted, even if he was afraid to really commit.
Another fifteen minutes of driving, awkward arranged-husband discussion and two toll booths later, they arrived at the surprise destination. Jake grinned, feeling excited again, as he pulled up to the parking booth to pay for a spot and then parked the truck. “Well, this is it,” Jake told Alli, unbuckling his seat belt and shutting off the ignition. The massive roller coasters, bright lights and loud screaming would have given it away even before the gigantic “Wonderland” sign came into view.
Sure, dude - that’d be awes! Katie’s practically in love with Alli, so I’m sure she’ll agree. You should hold tight to your girl, though. She’s been eyeing her, man.
Hah, I’m not sure she’d call herself my girl, exactly…but yeah, I’m afraid the girls of Degrassi are planning some big lesbian conspiracy. They’re just going to leave all of the guys alone together, with nothing but our balls. You know, sports balls.
ooc: jake, are you trying to ask kc out.
shhh, it’s a double date in my mind. BUTDON’TTELLNICOLE.
HOLD UP. Did you just insult Lord Voldemort? Fuck you. Our Alliah Bhandari is absolutely perfect and we are the luckiest group on all of Tumblr to have such a wonderful human being honor us with her presence.
